Things That Should Never Be Done

Warning: The following activities are not recommended for your own safety and/or sanity.

Warning Signs:

1. Wearing plaid with stripes.
2. Trying to eat an entire pizza by yourself.
3. Talking to your cat in a fake British accent.
4. Telling a joke to a time traveler.

Things That Should Never Be Said:

1. That's so fetch.
2. I'm not a morning person.
3. It's not just a phase, it's a lifestyle.
4. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.

For more things that should never be done or said, visit:

• Things That Should Never Be Thought
• Things That Should Never Be Done Again