Tips for Non-Edible Pen Covers

Warning: Do not attempt to eat any of the following items, as they are not edible. Repeat: NOT. EDIBLE.

Tip 1: Use a non-toxic glue to attach the cover

Don't try to use that one glue stick that's been sitting in the back of your desk drawer since the Clinton administration. That's not a good idea.

Tip 2: Choose a cover with a non-choking-hazard design

Don't choose a design that looks like a miniature toilet plunger. Trust us, you'll just get confused.