Things That Should Probably Be Invented
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1. Automatic Praise Generator
For those moments when you just can't seem to muster up the right amount of self-confidence, an Automatic Praise Generator could really help.
2. Inflatable Dinner Jacket
Imagine being able to wear a jacket that inflates and deflates at will. The perfect solution for those pesky dinner parties where you're stuck with an awkward conversation partner.
3. Selfie Toaster
A toaster that prints out your selfies on a piece of toast. Because who needs a social media account when you can just eat your memories?
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4. Time Traveling Toaster
Why settle for just toasting bread when you can travel through time and relive all the memories you've made with that one ex?
5. Personalized Weather Control System
Ever wish you could control the weather? Now you can! (Just don't expect it to work for your neighbor's lawn.)