Time is Relative, but Our Bureaucracy is Not

A Site About the Utter Absurdity of Measuring Time

Welcome to the most inefficient and illogical time-keeping experience on the internet! Our clock is stuck in the 80s, our meetings run over, and our sense of urgency is nonexistent.

Current Time:

-Infinity:42

Frequently Asked Questions about time, our methods, and why we're still using punch clocks.

Time Travel Policy: Because who needs a coherent explanation for our timekeeping practices, anyway?