According to our research, 4 out of 5 people can't tell time from a time-displaced toaster. We're working on it.
Time-displacement is a phenomenon where the fabric of time is stretched, folded, and put through a blender.
We're still trying to figure out what's happening, but our best guess is that it's related to the increasing popularity of 90s TV shows.
Stay tuned for more updates on Time-Displacement Theory. Or, you know, just go watch some reruns of "I Love Lucy" or something.
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