Where the Past Meets the Future, but Mostly the Past
Chrono-Coffee: Fuel for the Temporally Adrift Time Traveler's Guide to Not Getting Lost in the 80s Time Paradox Support Group: Because You're Probably Not Going to Make itWarning: Time travel may cause dizziness, disorientation, and spontaneous combustion. Prolonged exposure may cause permanent damage to your sanity.
Time Stream: 37.5% intact
Time Machine Maintenance: 0%
Last Time-Traveler's Log:
1. Always pack snacks.
2. Bring a map.
3. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, try to pay for things with a coupon from 1972.
Currently: Time-Storms in the 4th Dimension
Time Traveler's Union on Strike due to Unfair Time-Schedule Disruptions
Time Traveler's Convention: "Temporal Tourism and the Economy of the Future" - Saturday, March 12th, 2023 (but don't worry, you won't be here)