Our Featured Time-Traveling Products:
• The Prehistoric Panopticon - A time-traveling mirror that's also a time-traveling mirror that's also a mirror that's actually just a really good place to take a nap.
• The Time-Traveling Teapot - A teapot that brews tea at precisely the same moment it was brewed in the past.
• The Chrono-Skates - Skates that travel through time, but not very far.
• The Paradoxical Pyrotechnics - Fireworks that create a temporal paradox, but mostly just make a loud noise.