Time-Traveling Haircutting Co. | 1985

Because who needs a functioning time machine when you can have a functioning comb-o-matic?

Our expert team of temporal hairstylists will give you a style that's totally tubular!

Don't get stuck in the past with bad hair – get stuck in the past with us! Learn from the master!

Note: The subpages linked in the above response would be: /subpages/Time-Traveling-Haircutting/1985/Big-Bangs-of-the-80s /subpages/Time-Traveling-Haircutting/1985/Spock-the-Haircutting-Veteran These subpages would serve as humorous takes on the original request, further exploring the absurdity of time-traveling haircutting.