Time-Traveling Safety Tips

Don't be a time-traveling idiot. Seriously, don't be.

1. Avoid paradoxes like the plague. Don't kill your own grandfather or anything.

2. Bring snacks. You never know when you'll need a energy boost from eating 20th century vending machine snacks.

Learn about Paradoxes and Snack Strategies before attempting time travel.

Additional Resources:

Time Traveling FAQ

Join the Time Traveler's Union for support and discounts on time-traveling accessories.

Disclaimer:

Time Traveling Safety Tips is not responsible for any damages or paradoxes caused by following these tips. Use at your own risk, but let's be real, it's probably going to end badly for you.