TimeBomb

ækia's TimeBomb has been activated. You have 20 minutes to escape the blast radius.

Caution: Do not attempt to disable or reset. The countdown will self-replicate if you try.

Side effects may include:

• Spontaneous human combustion
• Unplanned foraging for snacks
• Sudden onset of existential dread

Evacuation prophets are on the scene, but they're not exactly sure what they're doing.