Warning: Time Dilation may cause Temporal Paradox, Spacetime Continuum Displacement, or Existential Dread. Proceed with caution.
Here you can explore the fascinating world of time dilation, where time moves faster than you can blink.
You have been diagnosed with ChronoPsychosis, a condition where time becomes a never-ending nightmare.
Don't worry, it's just a side effect of time dilation. You're just experiencing the world in slow motion, but with an added dose of existential dread.
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