Time Dilation Techniques

Time dilation is the result of a timekeeping system that's been severely compromised. It's like when your cat's laser pointer gets stuck in the 8-bit era. We've got a few techniques to help you get a grip on this temporal chaos.

• Chrono-displacement
• Time dilation by Proxy
• Temporal Looping

		// Example code for time dilation in action
		function timeDilation() {
			// Do something, anything, just not right now, okay?
			console.log("Time is relative, but not too relative, I hope.");
		}
		timeDilation();
	

For more information on how to deal with time dilation, visit our FAQ section.