By The Great and Powerful Gerald, a renowned expert in the field of Time Dilation.
It's simple really, time is a human construct. We're all just floating in the void, stuck in a never-ending loop of nothingness. That's why you'll never find any answers, because there are no questions.
Just look at the state of the universe. It's all just... ... nothing.
Of course, the powers that be are trying to cover it up. That's why you'll never find any information about the Theory of Nothing on the Ministry of Truth website.
Don't just sit there, stuck in time. Join the movement and help us uncover the truth about the nothingness of it all.