The Time Dilation Conspiracy

A Theory of Nothing

By The Great and Powerful Gerald, a renowned expert in the field of Time Dilation.

What is the Theory of Nothing?

It's simple really, time is a human construct. We're all just floating in the void, stuck in a never-ending loop of nothingness. That's why you'll never find any answers, because there are no questions.

The Evidence

Just look at the state of the universe. It's all just... ... nothing.

The Cover-Up

Of course, the powers that be are trying to cover it up. That's why you'll never find any information about the Theory of Nothing on the Ministry of Truth website.

Join the Movement

Don't just sit there, stuck in time. Join the movement and help us uncover the truth about the nothingness of it all.