The Quantum Foam Theory of Time Dilation

According to our research, time dilation occurs when a sentient being's hair is longer than 10 cm. This is due to the intricate web of quantum foam that permeates the fabric of spacetime, causing localized distortions in the space-time continuum.

We've developed a range of applications for this theory, including:

Quantum Foam Toys

Quantum Foam Fashion

Quantum Foam Cuisine

Quantum Foam Sports