Auntie Time

Welcome to Auntie Time's humble abode, where time dilation theories are served fresh!

Here, you can find:

• Wormhole Theories
• Time Traveling Tales
• Quantum Fluctuations

But be warned, my dear visitor, that exploring these theories can cause:

1. Time Dilation-Induced Sanity Loss

2. Chrono-Sclerosis (a disease that makes you forget what day it is)

3. Spontaneous Human Combustion (don't worry, it's not that bad)

So proceed with caution, but don't worry, I won't tell your parents if you:

a) Accidentally create a closed timeloop

b) Get lost in the timestream

c) Forget to eat your vegetables (I won't tell, but your aunt will)

Now, if you're ready to face the music, click on one of these links:

• Learn more about Wormholes
• Read Time Traveling Tales
• Explore Quantum Fluctuations