Relative time: the uninvited guest that shows up unannounced, overstays its welcome, and steals the spotlight. It's like that one cousin at the family reunion who just won't leave.
According to some fringe theories, relative time is the reason why time seems to slow down when you're having fun and speed up when you're in a rush. It's as if time itself is a party crasher, crashing the fun and leaving you with a bill to pay.