Q: Is it safe to travel through time?
A: Only if you have a strong stomach for temporal turbulence.
Q: Can I visit the past to change historical events?
A: Only if you can stomach the consequences of altering the timeline. (Hint: don't try to prevent the invention of the wheel.)
As a time traveler, you have the right to:
• Travel at your own risk
• Wear a watch that's at least 10 years old
• Carry a valid temporal passport
Learn about temporal loopholes here
We expect all time travelers to:
• Respect local time zones
• Avoid paradoxes
• Tip your waitstaff in all timestreams