Time Loops: Because Who Needs a Clear Timeline, Anyway?
We've all been here before... and we'll probably be here again. Time loops are a real thing, folks. Don't ask us why.
But wait, it gets worse. We've got predestination policies in place, ensuring that every time you try to break the cycle, you'll end up right back where you started.
Want to know more about our time loop policies? Click here to read the fine print.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Temporal Revisions to see if you can find a way out of this never-ending nightmare.