Article 1.1: Don't be a Hero. We know it's tempting, but saving the world from an impending disaster is not your job. Leave that to the professionals.
Article 1.2: Don't wear anything that's going to get you noticed. We're not talking about a fedora, we're talking about a neon pink jumpsuit with flashing LED lights.
Read Chapter 2: Time Traveler's EtiquetteArticle 2.1: Learn to use a dictionary. Your host's grandmother is going to get tired of hearing about 'the chronology of the apocalypse'.
Article 2.2: Tip your waiter. They're not getting any younger, and their tips are funding the time-space continuum.
Read Chapter 3: Time Traveler's Survival GuideArticle 3.1: Buy a map. You're going to need one, trust us.
Article 3.2: Bring snacks. Time travel is hard work, don't make it harder on yourself.
Read the FAQQ: What if I see my future self and they're wearing plaid?
A: Don't judge. It's a timey-wimey thing.
About the AuthorThe author of this manual is Zephyr Wystan, renowned time traveler and expert on everything.
Contact Zephyr for more information.