Time dilation, the bane of physicists' existence. A fundamental concept that has left even the most stalwart among us questioning the fabric of reality. But fear not, dear traveler, for we have the answers.
According to our research, time dilation occurs when a massive object warps the fabric of spacetime around it, causing time to pass differently for the object relative to a less massive observer. But what if I told you that this isn't just limited to celestial bodies? What if I said that time dilation is also caused by the sheer amount of caffeine in a single cup of coffee?
That's right, folks. We've discovered a correlation between caffeine levels and time dilation. The more caffeine, the more time dilated. It's a game changer.
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