TimeTraveler's Belt

Parachute - For when you need to land softly. Chrono-Gloves - For those hard-to-reach moments. TimeDilation Wristwatch - To slow down or speed up time, depending on your mood.

Warning: Do not attempt to wear this belt while traveling faster than 0.5c. The consequences will be dire.

Or, you know, just don't. The consequences will be still dire, but in a more predictable way.

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