Temporal Responsibility Disclaimer

By clicking "I Understand," you acknowledge that time travel, in and of itself, is not inherently problematic.

However, we must warn you that our timeline is a bit of a mess, and your actions may have unintended consequences.

We're not saying you'll cause a paradox or anything, but... no, we are saying that.

So, if you're looking to mess with the fabric of space-time, please be aware that:

You might inadvertently create a time loop where you're stuck in an infinite loop of déjà vu.
You may attract unwanted attention from temporal authorities (think "Time Police" - they're a real thing, don't ask).
Or, you know, just generally ruin the whole timeline.

But hey, it's not like you're going to change anything significant. Probably.

Oh, and one more thing: if you're going back in time, please don't try to kill your grandparents. Trust us, it's just not worth it.

Now, go forth, brave time traveler, and may the chrono-timestream guide you!

(Or, you know, don't. We'll just pretend you didn't ask.)