Welcome, fellow time-travelers! Are you tired of the mundane routine of free will? Do you crave a dash of determinism with your meals? Look no further than PredestinatedFoods, your guide to the culinary delights of a predetermined world.
Here are some predestinated favorites:
| Food Item | Fate |
|---|---|
| Fish Stew | Always eaten on Tuesdays, never on Thursdays. |
| Spaghetti | Always twirled counterclockwise. |
| Donuts | Never eaten by people named Steve. |
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