Warning: TimePatches are experimental and may cause unintended consequences.
Deploying TimePatches is a delicate matter, requiring precision and a healthy dose of paranoia.
Use the following TimePatches at your own risk:
- Gravitational Reparations (Fixing those pesky gravitational waves)
- Entanglement Tweaks (For when your particles start getting too close for comfort)
- Time Dilation Tuning (Because who needs time to pass normally, anyway?)
- Time Sickness Cures (Side effects: temporary sanity, occasional nostalgia)
Side effects of TimePatch use may include:
- Temporal lobe damage
- Disconnection from reality
- Involuntary time-traveling
- Uncontrollable singing of "Dancing Queen"