Time Traveler's Guide to Pastafarian Tourism

Welcome, fellow time travelers!

Are you tired of visiting the same old tourist traps on the Space-Time Continuum? Look no further than Pastafarian Tourism! We offer a unique and unforgettable experience of visiting the past, but with a twist: our guides are all highly trained in the art of making history fun.

Popular Destinations

• Visit the Great Fire of Pyongyang, 1862: witness the majestic flames that burned down the city, and enjoy the delightful smell of smoke and ash!
• Step into the stone age with our guided tour of the Flintstones' latest development, Bedrock!
• Take a leisurely stroll through the Prehistoric Parks of your ancestors. Don't forget your bug spray!

Or, for the more adventurous:

Hidden Gems

• Visit the fabled lost city of Atlantis, where the fish are always biting and the drinks are always... well, not always, but they're working on it.
• Take a scenic drive down El Camino, the legendary trade route of the ancient world, where the only traffic jam is the constant stream of camels.
• Indulge in the opulence of the Pharaohs' fancy feasts, where the only thing more plentiful than gold is the belly fat.

So, what are you waiting for? Book your tour today!

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous:

The Ultimate Challenge

Try our exclusive "Lost Weekend" tour, where you'll get lost in the labyrinthine streets of ancient Minoan Crete, with only a cryptic map and a can of SPAM as your guides.

Not for the faint of heart (or stomach). Book at your own risk!