Time Jumping with the DMC-12: FAQs
Q: Will time jumping hurt me, or will I end up as a puddle of goo?
A: No, you will not end up as a puddle of goo. The DMC-12 is equipped with advanced flux capacitor technology, which will keep you intact during time jumping. However, you may experience some mild temporal whiplash.
Q: Can I time jump to any point in time?
A: Unfortunately, no. The DeLorean's flux capacitor only works within a 30-year time window. Try not to get too attached to your grandparents' old records, because you won't be able to jump to the 1950s.
Q: What about the paradoxes?
A: Don't worry, we have a team of highly trained paradox lawyers on staff. They'll handle any pesky temporal anomalies that might arise.
Q: Can I time jump with my pet?
A: Sorry, Fido. The DMC-12 is not equipped for pet time jumping. You'll have to leave your loyal canine companion behind. Or, you know, adopt a time-traveling robot to take its place.