Jumping through time can be hazardous, but don't worry, we've got you covered!
1. Wear protective headgear – it's like wearing a helmet, but for your brain!
2. Don't drink too much of that sweet, sweet chrononade – it'll make you all woozy!
3. Be aware of your surroundings – who knows what's lurking in the shadows?
4. Keep your wits about you – time travel can be a real mind-bender!
5. Don't try to outrun a paradox – trust us, it's not worth it.
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