Time-Traveling Transportation Manual: Getting Started
Congratulations! You've stumbled upon the most obscure and unnecessary mode of transportation in the timestream. To begin your time-traveling journey, please consult the following guides:
- Time Machines: The Ultimate Time-Traveling Vehicle
- Time Loops: The Bane of Time-Traveling Existence
- ChronoPhysics: Theoretical Framework for Time-Traveling
- Troubleshooting: Because Your Time-Traveling Adventure is Already Going Horribly Wrong
Remember, time travel is not a vacation. You'll be regretting this decision in about 5-7 years.