Time Machine Maintenance: A Traveler's Guide
Time Machine Model 9000: A User's Guide
Warning: Time travel maintenance is a serious business. Do not attempt to tinker with your time machine without proper training and authorization. However, we'll provide some general guidelines to keep you safe and sane.
Before starting the maintenance, ensure you are in the correct time period. If you're in the wrong era, don't panic! Simply consult the Time Machine Manual for instructions on how to return to the correct time.
For routine maintenance, perform the following tasks:
- Check the chrononuclear reactor for any signs of radiation leakage.
- Replace the time-space stabilizer crystals if they're due for replacement.
- Lubricate the chrono-displacement engine with Chrono-Slick 5000.
- Clean the exterior with Time-Wipe 9000 for optimal time-space camouflage.
- Perform a systems check to ensure all chronalgorithms are functioning correctly.
For advanced maintenance, consult the Time Machine Upgrade Guide for instructions on how to upgrade your Time Machine to the latest model.
For emergency maintenance, call the Time Traveler's Emergency Hotline at 1-800-TIME-911.
Remember, time travel is serious business. Don't mess it up!