TimeRustyRide

Welcome to the most unreliable mode of transportation in the space-time continuum.

WarpRide: For the truly insane. MagicCarpetRide: For those who enjoy a good existential crisis.

Side effects of using TimeRustyRide may include, but are not limited to:

• Disappearing in a temporal vortex
• Arriving at a different time period
• Spontaneous combustion due to chrono-dissonance

Frequently Asked Questions