Welcome to the TimeTraveler'sTips, where we provide you with the most crucial information to survive the timestream.
1. Don't try to eat the food. Trust us.
2. Avoid any historical figure with a mustache. They're all up to no good.
3. Don't even think about the timeline. You'll get a headache.
4. If you see a DeLorean, do not approach it. Ever.
5. Learn the local lingo. You don't want to be that guy who says "golly gee" in ancient Egypt.
Machines you should and shouldn't drive.
Disasters to avoid.
Paradoxes to be aware of.
You're on your own, time traveler. Good luck.
When it comes to paradoxes, you have a few things to keep in mind:
1. Don't blink, it'll ruin the whole experience.
2. If you see a paradox, just pretend it's not there.
3. Don't try to resolve it. You'll just end up like me: stuck in a time loop.
4. Learn to love the Grandfather Paradox.