Building the Perfect Pyramid

So you want to build a pyramid, huh?

Step 1: Gather a Million Laborers

It's not just a matter of 'pharaohs and slaves', folks. It's more like 'pharaohs and highly motivated team members'.

Step 2: Choose the Right Location

Don't just pick a random spot in the desert. Make sure it's got good views of the Nile.

Step 3: Build, Baby, Build!

Get those blocks of stone stacked up, up, up! And don't forget the internal chamber of the afterlife.

Pyramid Building 101

It's all about the angles, baby! And the angles, and the angles... and the angles.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a kingdom to run.