TimeTravelers Insurance

Because who needs a prenup when you can have a time-travel prenup? Our policies cover everything from dinosaur attacks to temporal paradoxes.

Policy Options:

• Chrono-Catastrophe Coverage - Because sometimes your time-traveling adventure goes wrong.
• ParadoxPrevention - Because we don't want you to meet your future self... or do we?
• TimeDilationDilemma - For when your time-traveling clock starts spinning out of control.

Don't wait until it's too late! Get insured today!