Paradoxes of Procrastination

Time travelers, beware! This page is dedicated to the most mind-boggling, brain-bending paradoxes that will make you question the fabric of space-time.

The Barber Paradox of Infinite Procrastination

Imagine a barber who lives in a world where he can travel through time. He goes back in time to a point where he, as a young man, has just started his apprenticeship as a barber. But, he also travels to a point where he, as an old man, has just finished his apprenticeship. Which one does he cut the other's hair?

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The Grandfather Paradox of Procrastination

What if a time traveler, in an attempt to prevent a catastrophic event, kills their own grandfather before he has children? Would they still exist, or would they cease to exist because they never existed? Mind blown!

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The Bootstrap Paradox of Procrastination

Imagine a time traveler who creates a paradox that creates itself. If they send a message to their past self, which contains the plan for the paradox, but the message itself is created by the future self, then who created the paradox?

Get lost in the infinite loop of procrastination

These paradoxes are just the tip of the iceberg. There are more where that came from. Visit our More Paradoxes page to explore the depths of procrastination.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Random Paradox Generator and see what kind of mind-bending conundrums you can create.