Warning: this toaster may cause unpredictable changes to the space-time continuum.
Features:
- Chrono-Toast: Toaster settings calibrated to precisely 4:30 AM, every day, every year, every century.
- Time-Slippage: Allows for seamless transitions between 1982, 1987, 1995, 2001, 2007, and 2013.
- Temporal Toast Pop-Up: Toaster ejects perfectly toasted bread at exactly the right moment in history.
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