Time Traveling Taxes: Chapter 2
Now that we've established that time travelers are indeed taxable entities in our universe, let's dive deeper into the complexities of temporal taxation.
Temporal Taxation Theories
According to renowned tax expert, Dr. Temporal McTaxesalot, there exist three major theories in temporal taxation:
- The Time Tax Paradox Theorem, which states that any time traveler who attempts to avoid taxes by claiming a different tax jurisdiction will inevitably get stuck in a infinite loop of bureaucratic red tape.
- The Predestination Theorem, which proposes that taxes paid in the past will be retroactively applied to the present, resulting in a temporal debt that must be paid in full.
- The Time Taxation By Equivalence theory, which argues that taxes are not just about the amount of time spent in different eras, but also about the quality of the experiences had during that time.
Join us next chapter as we explore the practical applications of these theories in the real world of time traveling taxes.