Wasting Your Life One Pixel at a Time

Time is precious. But so is your sanity.

Learn the art of doing nothing with these expertly crafted time-wasting techniques:

• 1. Spinning the Wheel of Fortune - A classic.
• 2. Counting the Blades of Grass in Your Yard - A new twist on an old favorite.
• 3. Reading the Manual for the Toaster - Because you never know when you might need it.

Don't say we didn't warn you.