Extreme Prolongation Techniques
Because, you know, 5 minutes is just not enough
1. The Art of Re-reading
Read the same sentence 37 times, then ask yourself if you really understand it
2. The Prolonged Scroll
Scroll through 5000 memes while trying to find the perfect one to share on social media
3. The Infinite Loop
Watch cat videos for hours, then re-watch the same 5 minutes over and over
4. The Art of Re-organizing Your Notes
Spend 3 hours re-organizing 2 notes into 17 separate folders and subfolders, only to realize you're still confused
5. The Prolonged Research
Read 100 Wikipedia articles on a topic, only to realize you still don't know what it means
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Disclaimer: Prolongation techniques not guaranteed to increase productivity, but will definitely waste more time.