Sandwich Sorcery: A Brief Guide

Welcome to the mystical realm of sandwich sorcery, where the ancient art of crafting the perfect sandwich meets the dark arts of procrastination.

Here, we'll explore the most esoteric and unnecessary techniques to waste hours of your life in pursuit of the perfect sandwich.

The Dark Arts of Sandwich Sorcery:

• The Art of Meat Arrangement: A Guide to Overthinking the Basics
• The Sorcery of Cheesy Additions: Unlocking the Power of Excess
• The Science of Lettuce: A Deep Dive into the Crunchy, Green, and Confusing

Don't worry, we won't judge you for spending hours deciding between mayonnaise and mustard.

Or will we?