Time travel, but not as you know it. Our team of Chrono-Splinters are the masters of temporal displacement, but with a twist: we'll send you back in time, but with a weird rash.
We've got the technology, we've got the know-how, and we've got the awkward side effects. Want to visit ancient Egypt? We've got a timey-razor that'll get you there. Need to attend a historical event? Our chrono-displacement pods will make you the talk of the town.
But don't just take our word for it:
Read our success stories and see what our satisfied customers have to say about their experiences with Chrono-Splinters.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous:
Take our tour of the timestream and see the highlights of the ancient world, minus the highlights.
Or, if you just want to complain:
Get in touch with our timey-support team and let us know about that weird rash you got from our timey-displacement services.