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Frequently Asked Questions (because you were too lazy to read the policy):
Q: What if I'm already dead when I apply?
A: Sorry, but that's a Pre-Existing Condition of its own.
Q: Can I get coverage for my pet llama?
A: Only if it's been diagnosed with Chronic Cuteness.