Top 5 Ways to Not Be a Total Disaster
- 1. Procrastinate with the Best of Them
- 2. Make the Most Horrific Decisions You Can
- 3. Manage Your Time with All the Precision of a Farting Hippopotamus
- 4. Burn Water to Create the Perfect... Um, "Cuisine"
- 5. Make Friends with the Most Unreliable People in Town