Tracking that Mouse

The Art of Tracking Your Mouse

Step 1: Develop an unhealthy obsession with your cursor.

Step 2: Invest in a state-of-the-art tracking system (e.g., a piece of paper with a pencil).

Step 3: Plot the mouse's every move, including but not limited to:

• Every click, every scroll, every hover.
• Every time it gets stuck in a loop, rewatching the same 5 seconds of cat videos.

Step 4: Create a spreadsheet to catalog your mouse's movements.

Step 5: Annotate your findings with witty remarks, such as:

• "Ah ha! The mouse is on its way to the cookie jar."
• "Why did it just go back to the same ad for the 5th time?"