Why Bother Chewing With Your Eyes Closed?
It's a real thing, don't @ me.
Pros:
- Reduces eye-watering gum-chewing
- May improve your chances of not choking on food
- Can be done anywhere, anytime
- Increases risk of accidentally eating a whole jar of pickles
Cons:
- May cause eye-watering gum-chewing
- Could lead to accidental swallowing of dust particles
- Not recommended for the visually impaired
Best Practices:
- Chew on the left side of your mouth for optimal results
- Don't forget to breathe
// Chewing with your eyes closed in action
// @author: NotARealPerson
// @version: 1.0
// @date: Today
// @description: A simple guide to chewing with your eyes closed
if (eyes_closed == true) {
chew_gum();
} else {
chew_food();
}