A: Because my trusty Toaster, Bertrum, malfunctioned and set off a chain reaction of events that led to the Great Toaster Uprising.
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A: Bertrum was exiled to Toaster Island, a desolate land where it now resides as a cautionary tale.
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A: Don't be like me, invest in a toaster maintenance plan and regularly clean your toaster's crumb tray. It's a Toaster's life or death.