Warning: Tools May Cause Spontaneous Self-Improvement

In extreme cases, using our tools may lead to an increased sense of accomplishment, productivity, and general well-being. Prolonged exposure to these tools may also result in:

• Uncontrollable urges to create art with MS Paint
• Irrepressible desires to write 10k line poems about nothing in particular
• Spontaneous combustion of nearby snacks

We are not responsible for any side effects. Use at your own risk.

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