What is Quantum Hat Stability Theory?
It's a thing. We're still working on it.
Is it a real thing?
We're trying to make it a real thing, but it's still in beta.
How does it relate to my everyday life?
Well, you see, it's all about the quantum fluctuations in your hat's entropy.
Can I buy a Quantum Hat?
Not yet, but we're working on the merchandising.