Side Effects and Contraindications
The tool is not intended for use on humans, but it's been known to work on some of them anyway. Prolonged use may cause:
- Temporary loss of sanity
- Permanent loss of productivity
- Spontaneous combustion (in extreme cases)
Contraindications include:
- Use on cats
- Use on dogs
- Use on any living being with a pulse
Serious Side Effects
Warning: Do Not Use If You Value Your Life
Use of the tool may cause:
- Burning sensation in your eyes
- Uncontrollable urge to yell at children
- Randomly generated existential dread