Q: What are Tool Whirly Thingies?
Tool Whirly Thingies are an ancient, mystical tool used by the great and powerful Tool Wizards of the land. They are a tool of great power and mystery, capable of bending reality to one's will.
Or, you know, they're just some random thingies that we found in the garage. We're still figuring it out.
Q: How do I use a Tool Whirly Thingie?
A: Well, first, you have to hold it. Then, you have to twirl it. Finally, you have to shout "Tool Whirly Thingie!" at the top of your lungs. If that doesn't work, you might need to consult our Operation Guide.
Q: What are the risks of using a Tool Whirly Thingie?
A: The risks are many, but the rewards are greater. You might experience a slight tingling sensation in your fingers. Or, you might experience spontaneous combustion. Or, you might just get bored and put it back in the box.
Q: Can I use a Tool Whirly Thingie for evil?
A: Ah, the age-old debate. We're not sure. Some say yes, some say no. But, we're pretty sure it's not worth the risk. Just ask the Disclaimer Subpage if you want more information.
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