Why Do I Need These Tools?
Are you tired of having things that just work? Do you yearn for the thrill of destruction and chaos in your life? Then look no further! Our tools are designed to break things, and we've compiled a list of some of our favorites.
Duct Tape
Learn the art of using duct tape to hold together anything, from toasters to relationships.
Hammer
Get the lowdown on using a hammer without turning it into a projectile.
Tapestry
Discover the art of using tapestry to create a complex web of deceit and confusion.